Hardly anyone will notice his dermatological affliction if you fit him with a huge set of silicone breast implants....and he'll never be lonely on a Saturday night.My teenage step brat has a bad case of acne. Is there some kind of designer bag I can buy to put over his head?
The only designer bag to buy is the one you need to leave the boy in peace.A teen with a bad case of acne needs a dermatologist. At the very least compassion and understanding of what he is going through.His self esteem is at stake.Then he comes home and you are there. A good book on child development may be a step in the right direction. No wonder he is a brat.If you can't be a decent step mother at least help him out and all your lives may well be better.Underneath all the angst may well be a nice kid.
Ewewewewew! Just think of those revolting, oozing pustules popping all over a beautiful and expensive designer bag! No, darling. You could always take him camping somewhere remote and ';forget'; to bring him back. Or send him to summer camp and forget to include a return ticket. Ot he could fall down the stairs like your third husband... you have many unexplored options before ruining a perfectly good bag.
I recommend a black ski mask.
This will cover the acne and has the additional benefit of making him look like a felon or a terrorist.
So he's bound to get either arrested or blown away and all your troubles will be at an end.
Your phone bill will drop through the floor when the little shite isn't on to his mother all the time whining about how bad you treat him...and we'll get to put that pool table in his room finally.
Hallow e'en is eminent, so just buy a mask for him. It's cheaper than a designer bag and does the job better. If people comment about it, tell him to say, ';I always like to start early.'; EDIT: Everyone should report that rude ';?'; who intrudes with dumb ads, instead of answering the question.
you knew your partner had him when you got married so? if you thought so little of the kid what made you think the relationship would work with his dad? i'd hate to be his mom or dad and read something like this that you wrote about my child...you would end up with more than a brown bag around your head....maybe you could look really cool lying in your coffin....see how crazy thats sounds but atleast your not a child
you sound like a really horrible person.
try being a bit sympathetic and nice to him and maybe you wouldnt find him such a 'brat'.
however, from this question ive gathered that hes probably a brat towards you because you deserve it.
Well, you could always go the designer bag route, but why not just go with plastic surgery. It'll save you the cost of having ot buy new bags, plus you'll have a handsome son for those lonely nights......
Well seeings as you say that he is a brat and teenagers are normally tempermental and mean..... the best suitable designer bag I think would be ........Prada......Remember the devil wears Prada....
With halloween coming up you should be able to pick up a face mask at the drug store for real cheap. Why spend the money on the nasty little creep if he doesn't even bother taking care of his skin problem? Ugh gross!!
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You can use my Chloe bag!! ;D
Put it on your step brat and the next thing you know... everyone goes out and gets a fake Chloe bag and hides their face under it!
I wouldn't advise doing that... he might get an airtight bag, put it over your head, and tie it round your neck in a really tight knot. I would if someone called me a brat with really bad acne
That is cruel and insensitive, esp when said about a 14 year old step son.Their egos are very fragile.....You should delete your question!
you suck what's your problem i have a step dad that treats me as his own shoudl try that
nah go with the brown bag
Hmm...
There's so many to choose from, I can't narrow it down to just one bag.
You would probably want a clear plastic bag
Is this a joke? You sound like a ****** shitty person.
non sei troppo normale.....
whats wrong with you?
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